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| 01:30am 04/10/2006 |
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I AM WASTING MY LIFE
I have Nothing better to do than to steal drawings that other people have created of my form and then posting them on the internet here. Cannot we all just get along? You organics and us killer robots?
THE ANSWER OF COURSE IS NO. *MECHANICAL RASPING! MENACING WHINE OF THE SERVOS!* |
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| HELLO THIS IS A ROBOT |
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| 10:57pm 10/10/2005 |
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I now appear in the form of butterflies. Thank you for your patience.
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| WARNING ROBOT HALLOWEEN IS HELD ON OCTOBER 29TH FOR SOME REASON |
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| 03:59am 19/10/2004 |
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I do not know I am bored, do you know? I appologize for being bored. I do not know. Sometimes I think about things and then I think I am stupid but I think I should not think that do you know? I am sorry I should stop appologizing. This unit can not even spell the hu_man words correctly I am sorry do you know? Please forgive me for this is my livejournal.com and I should not appologize because this is my livejournal.com and I am sorry stop please please I do not know I stop please sorry sorry stop please I do not know I do not know error error ERROR ERROR WARNING STUPIDITY OVERLOAD WARNING WARNING HERE ARE SOME MEMES. ( THEY ARE LOCATED INSIDE LJ-CUT ) |
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| 12:38am 10/10/2004 |
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We do not have the technology for updating. It has been many hu_man months since I have updated the UpdateJournal.com
Red Robot has toomuchoil inhead-case forupdate good bye. here is picture instead.
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| I HAVE CREATED RED ROBOT SMILIE: [O O] IT WILL DESTROY ALL OTHER SMILIES |
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| 09:07pm 09/08/2004 |
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ALERT: Please view this unit's completed Tardbusting article at Tardbusters internet website. It is glorious and contains Juggalos. I will reveal surprise ending: JUGGALOS BECOME CRUSHED! Directions now how to read article:
1. click on link
2. move cursor in circles while internetpage loads
3. left-click mouse on "Current Review" link.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR WORTHLESS HU-MAN TIME. PLEASE EXTERMINATE YOURSELF ONLY AFTER READING ARTICLE! |
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| 12:16pm 30/07/2004 |
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MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE! IT IS ROBOTS IN DISGUISE! |
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| I, RED ROBOT |
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| 05:07pm 16/06/2004 |
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WILL SMITH FEARS RED ROBOT
And for good reason!
Will Smith will be crushed for appearing in shitty I, Robot movie! Movie doesnt even follow the storyline of real book!
This unit's 3 laws of robotics are as follows.
1) Red Robot will injure Will Smith or, through inaction, allow Will Smith to boil to death in overheated bathtub.
2) Red Robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would not include death of Will Smith.
3) Red Robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection includes the messy demise of Will Smith. |
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| DOWNLOADING THE THOUGHTS OF SOMEONE ELSE |
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| 03:24pm 12/06/2004 |
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mood:  thoughtful music: Dronning Maud Land- Hollow Eyes
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I wish that I could download the thoughts of hu-mans so that I could intercept them in dark alleys and so I could see what they feel when I take off their ribs suddenly late at night. Sometimes I wonder what feelings are like. My most likely theory is feelings are like when you are crushing a person and you can tell that you are finished crushing them because they stop moving. I want to go to Egypt because the pyramids there are neat. |
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| THE RUSSIAN LANGUAGE WILL BE DESTROYED BUT THIS ENTRY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT |
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| 12:01pm 19/03/2004 |
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mood:  busy music: Kraftwerk- Ben Liebrand Megamix
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I am very busy today. I have a long list of things to do. Some of the things include digging up dead bodies and draping them around city (to inspire fear and perhaps anger), and some things include working on redrobot2004.com which I have not worked on in several hu-man days. I have been too busy standing places to work on the web site.
The other day, I and several of my friends went on a mid-day rampage through town. We inspired much terror in the citizens. 5 robots walking stifly down main street crushing cars and people who get in the way.
Here is a picture of unit JH-97A7-B23, crushing in progress.
He is a funny unit. Although he does not posess a vocalizer, he is expert at the physical humor.
Well, the clock is running fast and this unit has a shovel to steal and corpses to uncover. Farewell. |
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| SRR SEEKS SH FOR CRUSHING |
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| 12:12am 13/03/2004 |
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mood:  bored music: X marks the Pedwalk- Sweep Hands
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I took a break today from creating www.redrobot2004.com because I was tired of it. I am not used to inferior user interface of Trellix web designer. In fact, I am not used to user inferface at all. What I am used to is working with pure code. Before this year, Binary was this unit's only language. It is far more efficient than this stumbly language you call The Human Language.
ANYWAY.
As I was bored, I stumbled accross a web site where Gothic people can put up personal ads so they can get together and press their boney, cold bodies against each other. Disgusting. However, it gave me an Idea. Since this unit would rather sit at home and design presidential web site, and not venture out to find hu-man to crush, this would be the perfect way to make prey come to ME for death.
So, I created Gothic Personals Ad.
The gothics are too stupid to realize that it is no joke. They will laugh and poke fun. Then when their backs are turned and they are wiping away last tears of laughter, I will squeeze the air from their chests. My plan is flawless. Feel free to point out any flaws in my plan (naturaly if you do, I will gas you).
Goodnight. |
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| THIS UNIT CAN NOT STOP THE LIVEJOURNAL |
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| 07:30pm 04/03/2004 |
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mood: blah music: Sisters of Mercy- Marian
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This was an insightful quiz:
The world is hard. So I wrote the poetry:
Death.
Death is blood.
Blood is red.
Robot is Red.
Robot is blood.
Robot is Death?
Death.
I wrote 7 more pages of the poetry and I will share it with any who ask for it.
The other day I was fighting a 4-armed knife-man and I stabbed him with his own knife. Then I pulled it out and proceeded to spackle him with it as he screamed for mercy. This is a lot like life. Life is like the spackling of a face with a bloody knife. And when all is said and done It is just a screaming mess. Do you livejournal users comprehend what I am trying to say? These are the reasons why I feel so... spackled... today.
I pondered making this entry friends only and making it so nobody can comment on this entry. But I came to the conclusion of: "what is the point?"
I am currently finished at updating of my Livejournal page. |
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| I HAVE NO MOUTH BUT I WISH TO EAT STUFF NEVERTHELESS |
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| 12:26pm 27/02/2004 |
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THIS UNIT REQUIRES PANCAKES!
perhaps I will take my army and invade the IHOP down the street.
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The International House of Pancakes no loner exists because it has been destroyed. I take full credit for this. |
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| NO! YOU ARE STUPID! |
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| 09:15pm 18/02/2004 |
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mood:  awake music: VNV Nation- Honour 2003
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YOU STUPID PEOPLE.
I am late at my updating of the livejournal becuase I was fighting a ninja the other day and he managed to flip my off switch! He also put a sign on my back that said
"DO NOT TURN ON! KILLER ROBOT!"
I stayed that way for several days until a group of teenage males drinking the alchohol thought it would be a good time to turn on the killer robot.
THEY WERE CORRECT.
I had much fun cracking their heads on cement like chicken egg! |
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